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snapchatting:

shaxaphone:

snapchatting:

be extra nice to people who don’t know what fisting is

wait whats fisting

you look beautiful today

is-getting-old:

eva-420:

i feel bad for teachers because i distinctly remember my mom bursting into tears once when she was grading papers and she was just mumbling “theyre so goddamn stupid” over and over

every time i read this i laugh a little harder

narcotic:

I love how girls are so chill like yea touch my boobs wanna snuggle heck yes but two guys will bump into eachother and be like woA NO HOMO MAN.

tensioned:

tensioned:

someone come cuddle and watch netflix with me

or we could just have sex i mean hey im down for anything

tensioned:

tensioned:

someone come cuddle and watch netflix with me

or we could just have sex i mean hey im down for anything

neuksei:

even if u dont like miley cyrus u kinda do like miley cyrus