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pekourl:

hearing straight people talk about gay people without them knowing you’re gay is surreal. i feel like an undercover spy. they think i’m one of them

#TeamAverageLookingWithAFewAttractiveFeatures

sassings:

wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying

gooch-goblin:

friendly reminder to stay the FUCK away from KY brand lube:

  • it has SUGAR in it which irritates your vagina and can give you a yeast infection, urinary tract infection, burning sensations
  • it was originally made by gynecologists during pelvic exams; it wasn’t even made for friction
  • fucks up your toys over time and makes everything sticky and gross

there’s a reason why KY is cheap and available everywhere. it’s worth it to shell out extra money for a GOOD lube.

lady-socrates:

alongcameatom:

daintylolihime:

don’t insult your kids, it’s damaging and ruins their self esteem

don’t insult your kids, it’s damaging and ruins their self esteem

don’t insult your kids, it’s damaging and ruins their self esteem and makes you a shitty person

lets be honest here how many parents do you think are on tumblr? 

the question is: 

how many FUTURE parents are on tumblr? At least some, and then it matters